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krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN
thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS



This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

my blog sucks but at least i don’t steal people’s sources and ask people to follow me

posted 18 hours ago with 105,050 notes

  • Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

posted 18 hours ago with 314,995 notes

tenderheartedly:

bloqrate:

inhale-starbucks:

bloqrate:

YO YO YO ALL YOU SUCKA MC’S AIN’T GOT NOTHIN ON ME FROM MY GRADES TO MY LINES YOU CAN’T TOUCH KEVIN G I’M A MATHLETE SO NERD IS INFERED BUT FORGET WHAT YOU HEARD I’M LIKE JAMES BOND THE THIRD SH-SH-SHAKEN NOT STIRRED I’M KEVIN GNAPOOR THE G IS SILENT WHEN I SNEAK THROUGH YOUR DOOR AND MAKE LOVE TO YOUR WOMAN ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR I DON’T PLAY LIKE SHAGGY BUT YOU’LL KNOW IT WAS ME ‘CAUSE THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE HER SHE’LL BE LIKE “OH, KEVIN G”

“Thank you Kevin. That’s enough”

Happy Holidays everybody!

Booooo booooooo

posted 18 hours ago with 3,261 notes

padalikey:

ohana means family and family means shut the fucking door when you leave my room or i’ll fucking stab you this is the last fucking chance you piece of shit

posted 18 hours ago with 110,170 notes